Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.