Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.