Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.