Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.