If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.