Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.