If You Are Not The Lead Dog,

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.