On A New York Subway You Get

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.