Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.