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Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

Politics Is Not Worrying This Country One-tenth As Much As Where To Find A Parking Space.

On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything: Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

I Never Met A Man That I Didn't Like.