Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't

Lobbyists Have More Offices In Washington Than The President. You See, The President Only Tells Congress What They Should Do. Lobbyists Tell'em What They Will Do.

We Americans Think We Are Pretty Good! We Want To Build A House, We Cut Down Some Trees. We Want To Build A Fire, We Dig A Little Coal. But When We Run Out Of All These Things, Then We Will Find Out Just How Good We Really Are.

One Revolution Is Like One Cocktail, It Just Gets You Organized For The Next.

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.

The Deer Season Just Opened. A Deer Hunter In Ventura Country Brought In His First Man Yesterday.