List of David Cross Quotes

Ive Got A Lot Of Friends There And There Is Stuff To Do But As Much As I Dislike La I Really Like Living And Working In New York City.

Besides If People Really Want To Support The Troops They Would Vote Democrat.

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.

There's Quite An Overlap Between Musicians - Especially Drummers - Who Have An Affection And A Proclivity Towards Comedy And Comedians Who Fantasize About Being In A Band. And A Lot Of Comics Play Instruments.

I Don't Mean This To Sound Hyperbolic But There Are Increasingly, Albeit Really Minor, Similarities Between Now And How Germany Was Lulled Into What Happened Pre-ww2.

Occasionally I'll Watch Fox News For As Long As I Can Tolerate It, Or Cnn. I'll Watch Until I Get Infuriated, But You Got To Know What They're Talking About And What They're Not Talking About.

I Love Doing Stuff With Todd Barry And Jon Benjamin. We Give The Stage To Good Bands And Funny People.

I'll Think Of The Idea And Then I'll Write Something Down, Then Within That There Will Be A Joke Or Two Which Is The Original Thing Which I Thought Was Funny.

I'm Going To Keep Talking About What I Think Is Interesting For My Entire Career. If You Want To Hear About How Women Do A Lot Of Shoe Shopping Or How Being Married Sucks, Go See The Guy Who Does Jokes About That. But If You Come To See My Live Show, There's Going To Be 20 Minutes On Religion For The Rest Of My Life, Probably. If That Makes Me A Caricature, So Be It.

I Love Tinkle, It's Really The Most Fun I've Had In Years.

There Are Really Funny Alternative Comics And Really Funny Straight Comics Who Write And Perform Traditionally.