List of Elaine May Quotes

The Only Thing Experience Teaches You Is What You Can

The Only Thing Experience Teaches You Is What You Can't Do. When You Start, You Think You Can Do Anything. And Then You Start To Get A Little Tired.

The Only Safe Thing Is To Take A Chance.

You Know How Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night And Think, “what If The Law Of Gravity Just Wears Out And Lets Go And I Drift Into Space?” Does That Ever Make You Anxious?