List Of Mayonnaise Quotes

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

Life's Like A Mayonnaise Soda.

I Remember The Stink Of The Liverwurst. How I Was Put On A Platter And Laid Between The Mayonnaise And The Bacon. The Rhythm Of The Refrigerator Had Been Disturbed.

I've Been Craving Peanut Butter-and-mayonnaise Fried Cheese Sandwiches.

It's Difficult To Say There's Something I Dislike The Most About Hillary Clinton. Frankly, In A Weird Way, She's Had To Eat A Whole Lot Of Excrement Sandwiches In Her Life, And Some Days She's Had Mustard To Put On Them And Some Days Not. Some Days Mayonnaise And Some Days Just Plain.

Chic Is A Kind Of Mayonnaise, Either It Tastes, Or It Doesn't.

My Favorite Sandwich Is Peanut Butter, Baloney, Cheddar Cheese, Lettuce, And Mayonnaise On Toasted Bread With Catsup On The Side.

You Don't Use Mayonnaise, Why? ... Are You Addicted To Mayonnaise? Is It Okay If I Use Mayonnaise? I Could Go Outside.

One Of My Favorite Things Is Mayonnaise And I Have To Tell You That. I Love Mayonnaise, But I Don't Eat It Any More. If I Do I Put Light Mayonnaise On It, Which I Know Is Still Not Good But It's A Lot Better Than The Other One And I Don't Eat It That Much.

It's Hard To Swallow Your Pride. That's Why I Slather Mine In Mayonnaise.

I Have Always Wanted To Write A Book That Ended With The Word 'mayonnaise.