You Never Heard Of A Comedy Team

That's Why So Many Stars Are Making Pictures In Europe Today. The Tax Guys Are Making Thieves Out Of Everybody.

It Gets Boring At Home. How Many Reruns Of Abbott And Costello Movies Can A Guy Watch On Tv?

Now, On The St. Louis Team We Have Who's On First, What's On Second, I Don't Know's On Third...

Well, I Always Had A Chauffer, Because I Have Never Driven A Car In My Life. I Still Can't Drive.

You Never Heard Of A Comedy Team That Didn't Fight, Did You?