It Gets Boring At Home. How Many

You Never Heard Of A Comedy Team That Didn't Fight, Did You?

Now, On The St. Louis Team We Have Who's On First, What's On Second, I Don't Know's On Third...

Well, I Always Had A Chauffer, Because I Have Never Driven A Car In My Life. I Still Can't Drive.

Sitting At Home The Way I Do, I'd Just Love The Hear From People. It'd Be A Great Help In Passing The Time.

They Liked Me So Long As The Liquor Flowed At My House, But I Haven't Seen Any Of Them Around Lately.