You Got To Be Yourself, You Got

Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life Out There In The Universe Which Is Smarter Than We Are, Or We're The Most Intelligent Life In The Universe. Either Way, It's A Mighty Sobering Thought. (porkypine)

When We Become Negative And Ungrateful, It Is Important To Remember... We Have Met The Enemy; And He Is Us.

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

God Is Not Dead-he Is Merely Unemployed.

Looking Back On Things, The View Always Improves.