Two Key Ingredients In Any Successful Chef:

The Parents Are The Issue, Because It's Not The Kids' Fault. They're The Ones On The Playground Getting The S - And The Jokes And The Bullying, Because Of Their Size And They're Obese. It's Not The Kids, It's The F - Ing Parents.

My Childhood Favourite Is Mum's Shepherd's Pie, Yorkshire Pudding And Roasted Potatoes. I Remember Coming Home From School And Going To The Kitchen To Help Her. It's Because Of Her That I Discovered My Love For Cooking.

Here, In L.a., Trust Me, There Will Be Fireworks From The Canapés Right Through To The Desserts.

I Don't Like Looking Back. I'm Always Constantly Looking Forward. I'm Not The One To Sort Of Sit And Cry Over Spilt Milk. I'm Too Busy Looking For The Next Cow.

Someone Sent Me A Picture Of My Name That Was Tattooed On Their A***! The First Thing I Said Was, The Least You Could Have Done Was Spell It Properly!