Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out

The Thing I Try To Get Across To The Writers - And I Do A Lot Of Writing, Too - Is That When I Do Stand-up, Nothing I Talk About Is Funny. Everything Is Really Sad And Tragic And Then I Make It Funny.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.

I Think My Best Work Is When I'm Kind Of In Charge.

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.