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The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.