I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

Celebrities Have A Way Of Touching Our Lives. Perhaps We Are Influenced By Their Screen Image, Or Perhaps By Their Acquired Status. Here Are Some Celebrity Quotes About Christmas. You Will Find That Just Like Everybody Else, Celebrities Also Enjoy The Little Pleasures Of Christmas.