To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

My Wife Never Lies About Her Age. She Just Tells Everyone She's As Old As I Am. Then She Lies About My Age.

Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

Humor Is The Most Honest Of Emotions. Applause For A Speech Can Be Insincere, But With Humor, If The Audience Doesn't Like It There's No Faking It.