There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.