Always Remember To Forget The Things That

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.