The Other Night A Mugger Took Off

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

I Started Over Again With An Image: Nothing Goes Right. Then When The Godfather Came Out, All I Heard Was, Show Respect. With Me, You Show Respect. So I Changed The Image To I Don't Get No Respect. I Tried It Out In Greenwich Village. I Remember The First Joke I Told: Even As A Kid, I'd Play Hide And Seek And The Other Kids Wouldn't Even Look For Me. The People Laughed. After The Show, They Started Saying To Me, Me, Too - I Don't Get No Respect. I Figured, Let's Try It Again.