The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.