The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.

People Must Not Do Things For Fun. We Are Not Here For Fun. There Is No Reference To Fun In Any Act Of Parliament.

Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight, For Mother Will Be There.

Aven, I Have Given Up Smoking Again!... God! I Feel Fit. Homicidal, But Fit. A Different Man. Irritable, Moody, Depressed, Rude, Nervy, Perhaps; But The Lungs Are Fine.

A High-brow Is Someone Who Looks At A Sausage And Thinks Of Picasso.