People Must Not Do Things For Fun.

The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

The Common Law Of England Has Been Laboriously Built About A Mythical Figure-the Figure Of 'the Reasonable Man'.

This High Official, All Allow, Is Grossly Overpaid; There Wasn't Any Board, And Now There Isn't Any Trade.

An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself, Except For A Noble Purpose.

Citizens Who Take It Upon Themselves To Do Unusual Actions Which Attract The Attention Of The Police Should Be Careful To Bring These Actions Into One Of The Recognized Categories Of Crimes And Offences, For It Is Intolerable That The Police Should Be Put To The Pains Of Inventing Reasons For Finding Them Undesirable.