The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That

The Common Law Of England Has Been Laboriously Built About A Mythical Figure-the Figure Of 'the Reasonable Man'.

Men Who Would Face Torture Without A Word Become Blasphemous At The Short Fourteenth. It Is Clear That The Game Of Golf May Well Be Included In That Category Of Intolerable Provocations Which May Legally Excuse Or Mitigate Behaviour Not Otherwise Excusable.

A Dull Speaker, Like A Plain Woman, Is Credited With All The Virtues, For We Charitably Suppose That A Surface So Unattractive Must Be Compensated By Interior Blessings.

People Must Not Do Things For Fun. We Are Not Here For Fun. There Is No Reference To Fun In Any Act Of Parliament.

Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight, For Mother Will Be There.