Some Things Are Strange To Me, And

My Mistakes Are No Worse Than Yours.

My First Phone Was Two Tin Cans Tied Together With String, And It Worked Pretty Good.

I Wanted To Write A Book That Talked About The Emotions Of Children, Which Is The Rainbow. We All Have Moods. We Talk About Being Blue When We're Sad, And Being Yellow When We're Cowards, And When We're Mad, We're Red.

So Many Of My Relatives Didn't Get A Chance To Go To School, And My Own Daddy Couldn't Read Or Write.

I Would Never Stoop So Low As To Be Fashionable.