List Of Daddy Quotes

Several Years Ago My Dear Wife Went To The Hospital. She Left A Note Behind For The Children: "dear Children, Do Not Let Daddy Touch The Microwave" - Followed By A Comma, "or The Stove, Or The Dishwasher, Or The Dryer." I'm Embarrassed To Add Any More To That List.

My Heart Belongs To Daddy.

If You Want To Put Your Rock 'n' Roll Into Mythology, [a Period Of Transition] Is From The Daddy Cool School.

I Remember A Very Important Lesson That My Father Gave Me When I Was Twelve Or Thirteen. He Said, "you Know, Today I Welded A Perfect Seam And I Signed My Name To It." And I Said, "but, Daddy, No One's Going To See It!" And He Said, "yeah, But I Know It's There." So When I Was Working In Kitchens, I Did Good Work.

I'm Gonna Design My Own Fleet Of Trailers. No! I'm Gonna Record An Album Like Jennifer Lopez. It'll Be An Acoustic Version Of K.c. And The Sunshine Band. Then Maybe I'll Design A Line Of Clothes Like Puff Daddy, But All In Synthetic Fur.

My Parents Divorced, And I Didn't Have Much Of A Daddy Growing Up.

Old As He Was, He Still Missed His Daddy Sometimes.

Daddy Pays For The Water, Daddy Pays For The Gas, Daddy Pays For The Electricity, And If Daddy Didn't Pay For The Electricity, He'd Pay For The Candle On Your Nightstand, So You Can Study For The Big Test Tomorrow.

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.

One Of My Daughters Told Me The Other Day, "kevin Hart Is Funnier Than You, Daddy." I Told Her, "does Kevin Hart Make You Pancakes?"

Even Now, If I Am Thinking About Spending A Lot Of Money On Clothing Or Furniture, I Think 'i Can't Spend So Much Money On One Thing; My Poor Old Daddy Could Have Raised His Family Five Years On That!'

With The First Money I Ever Made I Bought My Mommy And Daddy A Car, And Helped Them Fix Their House Up.