Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

I Like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, Screw The Middle Man. Just A Tube Of Sugar... I'd Pour Two Of Those In A Big 12 Ounce Coke. And I'd Go Out To Catechism Class And Try To Concentrate On The Priest. I Saw Jesus Several Times. I Swear I Did.

Jill, We Became Parents So We Could Tell Our Kids What To Do. Otherwise We're Just The Tallest People Living Here.

Nothing's As Easy As It Is On A Sitcom. Issues That We Take Care Of In 20 Minutes On The Show Can Stretch Out Over Years In Real Families.

Use A Screwdriver Instead Of A Hammer. Try To Untighten The Nut With Your Hand. Utilize The Path Of Least Resistance First.

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.