Use A Screwdriver Instead Of A Hammer.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own Everything.

The Big Advantage To Playing The Venetian In Las Vegas - Where It's A Beautiful Theater - Is That Unlike Other Places, Even Many Other Nice Venues, I Can Do A Set And Lighting Cues, I Can Put On A Real Show. I Can Dress Up, Wear A Tux.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.

My Dad's Death Reminds Me Of Earthquakes - Things That Shake Your Foundation.