Only Lie About The Future.

I'm Not One Of Those Who Spring Up Yelling, "yippee! Another Day!" I'll Grumble And Sulk Around A Couple Of Hours, Reading Newspapers And Trying To Pick Out An Idea I Might Do Something With On The Show. But I Don't Really Start Functioning Until Noon Or Later; Then About Two I Go To The Studio And The Pace Begins To Quicken.

I See A Lot Of New Faces. Especially On The Old Faces.

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.

Some Sad News From Australia... The Inventor Of The Boomerang Grenade Died Today.

I Have An Ego Like Anybody Else, But I Don't Need To Be Stoked By Going Before The Public All The Time.