List of David Hyde Pierce Quotes

There's Nothing Worse Than Putting Two Similar Shows Back-to-back. Viewers Don't Want To Watch One Show And Then Sit Through Another Half-hour Of Almost The Same Thing.

I Was Going To Be A Concert Pianist, And When I Was In High School, My Parents Were Scared To Death That I Would Focus Too Much On That Too Soon. And That I'd End Up In Some Sort Of Dead End, And Not Fulfilling Whatever Potential They Thought I Had.

I Went And Took Golf Lessons So Dad Would Let Me Play With Him. I Was Just Terrible... But I Was Able To Have A Wonderful Time Just Walking Around With Dad. I Can See The Real Pleasure Of That Game.

Don't You Always Feel Bad When They Take Away One Of The Spoons? It's Like You Ordered Wrong.

From Kelsey, I Have Learned Among Many Other Things The Value Of Turning On A Dime And How You Can Have An Extremely Funny And Extremely Poignant Moment With Absolutely No Separation In Between... And Sometimes In The Same Moment.

I Would Always Fall Down The Big Main Staircase In Our House. My Favorite Thing In The World Was To Pretend To Be Horribly Killed At The Top Of It, And To Fall Dramatically Down To The Bottom Of It.

Maybe It's Because I'm Getting Older, I'm Finding Enjoyment In Things That Stop Time. Just The Simple Act Of Tasting A Glass Of Wine Is Its Own Event. You're Not Downing A Glass Of Wine In The Midst Of Doing Something Else.