I See A Lot Of New Faces.

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead.

The Price Of Christmas Toys Is Outrageous - A Hundred Dollars, Two Hundred Dollars For Video Games For The Youngsters. I Remember A Christmas Years Ago When My Son Was A Kid. I Bought Him A Tank. It Was About A Hundred Dollars, A Lot Of Money In Those Days. It Was The Kind Of Tank You Could Actually Get Inside And Ride In. He Played In The Box It Came In. It Taught Me A Very Valuable Lesson. Next Year He Got A Box. And I Got A Hundred Dollars' Worth Of Scotch.

Democracy Is Welcoming People From Other Lands, And Giving Them Something To Hold Onto. Usually A Mop Or A Leaf Blower.

I Couldn't Care Less What Anybody Says About Me. I Live My Life, Especially My Personal Life, Strictly For Myself... Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be Criticized. I Feel The One Sensible Thing You Can Do Is Try To Live In A Way That Pleases You.

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!