One Policeman May Be A Friend, But

The Process Of Elimination, Combined With A Modicum Of Common Sense, Will Always Assist Us To Arrive At The Correct Conclusion With The Maximum Of Possible Accuracy And The Minimum Of Hard Labor. Which Being Translated Means: I Guessed It.

The Nicest People Fall In Love Indiscriminately ... While Under The Influence Of That Pre-eminently Selfish Lunacy They May Make The Most Outrageous Demands Upon Their Friends With No Other Excuse Than Their Painful Need.

When One Kicks Over A Tea Table And Smashes Everything But The Sugar Bowl, One May As Well Pick That Up And Drop It On The Bricks, Don't You Think?

A Genuine Coincidence Always Means Bad Luck For Me; It's My Only Superstition.

Beware Of Anger. It Is The Most Difficult To Remove Of All The Hindrances. But It Is The Alcohol Of The Body, You Know, And The Devil Of It Is That It Deadens The Perceptions.