My Father Told Me All About The

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.