Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.