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Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.