Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

Even The Intellectual Crowd Will Have None Of Me. Physically, I Look Like One Of Them. Graying At The Temples, I Walk With A Slight Limp And Wear Thick Glasses.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.