If You Don't Throw It, They Can't

I Talked To The Ball A Lot Of Times In My Career. I Yelled, "go Foul. Go Foul."

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

One Rule I Had Was Make Your Best Pitch And Back Up Third Base. That Relay Might Get Away And You've Got Another Shot At Him.

Jimmy Foxx Could Hit Me At Midnight With The Lights Out.