I Talked To The Ball A Lot

I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio Famous.

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

If You Don't Throw It, They Can't Hit It.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

I Never Had A Bad Night In My Life, But I've Had A Few Bad Mornings.