I Was Going To Thrash Them Within

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.