I Think That Scottish People, Like Canadians,

And I Love Mel Brooks. My Dad Loved His Movies, Too, They're Awesome, The Kind Of Thing That If You're In For Ten Minutes, You're In For Two Hours.

And I Thought, When I Have Kids, That's The Sort Of Well Told, Silly, And Fun Fairy Tale That I Would Want To Take Them To. But It Was An Amazing Experience. And I Think Shrek Is A Real Classic, A Fairy Tale Classic.

So They Ended Up Turning This Little Twenty Eight Page Book Into The Movie. And It's All About This Stinky, Smelly Ogre Who Doesn't Care What Anybody Thinks Of Him.

I Like My Privacy. I Love Being A Part Of [films], But When I'm Not Doing Stuff, I Like To Go Away. I Enjoy Being A Person, A Great Deal.

Uh Oh, This Guy Needs Coffee And Croolers Stat.