I Think It Would Be Fair And

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

When It Comes To Bullshit...bigtime, Major League Bullshit...you Have To Stand In Awe Of The All-time Champion Of False Promises And Exaggerated Claims...religion.

Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Full. Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Empty. I Think Of The Glass As Too Big.

There Are Two Types Of People: One Strives To Control His Environment, The Other Strives Not To Let His Environment Control Him. I Like To Control My Environment.