List of Bryan Callen Quotes

Some Comics Really Thrive On Being Disrespectful, Especially Toward Women, And It's Somehow Understood As Edgy, But I'm The Opposite. I've Never Liked Curse Words For That Reason.

As An Actor, You're Never Busy Enough.

There Are So Many Hot, Sexy Women In L.a.

My Point Of View Is That Men Are Basically Animals, And I'm Okay With That.

My Parents Were Really Nice To Me.

I Celebrate Masculinity When I'm Onstage.

I Guess I Am Attracted To Older Women. I'm Looking For A 40-something Who Has Had Her Heart Broken Two Or Three Hundred Times. She's Going To Be Fun!

Its Always A Shock To Me When I Get Recognized.

Guys Want A 500 Horsepower Car. I'd Rather Have One Horsepower - In A Horse. That's Macho. You Go To Pick Up Your Date And You Show Up On A Horse.

Compare Sending Someone A Text Message And Getting A Love Letter Delivered By Carrier Pigeon. No Contest.