I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.