When I Was A Boy The Dead

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.