I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

When I Was A Kid My Dad Would Say, "emo, Do You Believe In The Lord?" I'd Say, "yes!" He'd Say, "then Stand Up And Shout Hallelujah!" So I Would ... And I'd Fall Out Of The Roller Coaster.

I'm Not A Fatalist; Even If I Were, What Could I Do About It?

A Friend Of Mine Gave Me A Philip Glass Record. I Listened To It For Five Hours Before I Realized It Had A Scratch On It.