I Love The Idea Of 'the One'

I Grew Up Babysitting And Always Enjoyed It. I Love Family. A Couple Of My Closest Friends Have Kids, And I'm Their Godfather, And That's One Of My Greatest Pleasures In Life, Just Picking Them Up From School And Hanging Out With Them.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

As For My Personal Life, I'd Love To Start A Family Of My Own. I Think I'd Make A Great Dad, And I Think Shortly I Would Make A Great Husband.

I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying Attention To A Sentence Unless My Name Comes Up In It Twice.